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Michael J Fox loses at Operation. Because of Parkinsons.

Michael J Fox beat the world record for DDR while waiting in line for skeeball. Because of Parkinsons.

Michael J Fox can vibrate through solid matter. Because of Parkinsons.

Michael J Fox is really bad at skeeball. But he did score a 500 in his neighbors lane. Because of Parkinsons.

Michael J Fox's Polaroids develop more quickly. Because of Parkinsons.

Michael J Fox is a level of magnitude, listed on the Richter Scale. Because of Parkinsons.

You know who's at the door when Michael J Fox rings. Because of Parkinsons.

If you feed Michael J Fox gin, vermouth, and an olive, he pisses out a martini. Because of Parkinsons.

Michael J Fox does not sleep. He waits. Because of Parkinsons.

When you meet Michael J Fox, you don't have to shake his hand. Because of Parkinsons.

Michael J Fox's bathtub is a jacuzzi. Because of Parkinsons.

Michael J Fox can watch cable porn without paying for it. Because of Parkinsons.

Micahel J Fox has his own Rumble Pak. Because of Parkinsons.

Michael J Fox gave himself Shaken Baby Syndrome. Because of Parkinsons.