parkinsons ii.

When Michael J. Fox walks on carpet, he can generate up to 1.21 gigawatts of static electricity. Because of Parkinson's.

When Michael J. Fox puts on glasses, kids call him 16-eyes. Because of Parkinson's.

MIchael J. Fox doesn't need to set his phone to vibrate. Because of Parkinson's.

MIchael J. Fox always gets the last drop of A1 steak sauce. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox doesn't use a blender. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox always has his martinis shaken. Because of Parkinson's.

All of Michael J. Fox's sodas are flat. Because of Parkinson's.

MIchael J. Fox's bathtub is his jacuzzi. Because of Parkinson's.

MIcahel J. Fox's arch enemy is the Etch-A-Sketch. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox beats his loved ones viciously with all the strength he can muster. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor and asks the employee for an ice cream. The employee asks, "What flavor would you like?"
Michael J. Fox says, "It doesn't matter...I'm just going to fucking drop it anyway". Because of Parkinson's.